Naughty Nymph Ramblings

Okay, so I think Trixie, and I got a bit carried away with this one, the first round of pictures that she's shot of me since we've moved back to Washington. After spending a lengthy amount of time editing this gallery, I'm feeling a wee bit self-indulgent. There were too many fun shots with me fully-dressed to leave out, and while they might out-number the ones where I'm naked and showing off my pussy, I simply *had* to include them and prolong the striptease. It's not like I get to wear this poodle skirt, miles and miles of red crinoline, white ankle socks with red mary jane high heels, and bullet bra every day, ya know? (Oh, and the white crochet lace thong panties that my mom picked out for me aren't bad either.)

I so love this look. I feel just like a flower with my legs up in the air and my crinoline slip all around me like frilly petals -- members of AmberLily.net will get to *see* this pose that I'm talking about. It's a terrible shame that I own about five or six of these crinolines (all but this red one coming from Secrets In Lace), and they haven't crept into my updates because I keep thinking that I'll find dresses to go with them. That proves to be rather challenging since wearing big poofy dresses isn't really in style right now (but how it should be!). I have found one or two dresses that could work, so if seeing pictures of me getting all worked up playing in my slips is as much fun for you as it is for me -- never fear, they are sure to get worn at some point.

Er, technically today since it's about 1:30am right now. This will be my first "getting tied up" for pay experience, and I'm rather looking forward to it. David Knight contacted me a few weeks ago via a modeling profile that I posted not too long after our move to Washington. I've always wanted to dabble in some professional modeling and the "damsel in distress" photo samples that I've seen look like they could be fun. The sites that David directed me to use more amateur girl-next-door types than professional fetish models, so I think "my look" is definitely suitable for their bondage scenarios. (Because this is a paid shoot, members won't be seeing any of the content on either of my websites, but I will inquire as to when my photos/videos are online so my die-hard fans will be able to see how I spent this particular Saturday.) The location's a bit of a drive, and BigD has elected to come along even though I know he'll be bored, so we'll be gone for pretty much the entire day. I should *probably* be in bed now, but I figured I'd do a nice hot shower tonight and am letting my hair dry while I make a post here since I *very obviously* still don't blog enough, lol.

It's been a weird last couple of weeks, and I'd like to apologize for not being more prolific in my blog and site. Some of you who are able to attend my group shows have heard me complain about "my tummy issues" and while I to try to keep the negatives to a minimum because I'm there to have fun and be entertaining at the same time. (I don't figure that I'm really being a downer by including a little bit more explanation of what's going on here.) I know that quite of few folks who read my blog care about my well-being. Evidently, somewhere around Labor Day Weekend, I picked up a strange bacteria that gave me a bacterial stomach infection. I thought I had stomach flu because anytime I'd try to have dinner, back up it would come. When it didn't go away, I thought I'd better see the doctor who immediately recommended blood tests. A few short days later, the results came in and they discovered what I picked up. Now, they've told me the name, but it's something unpronounceable, and I don't even remember enough of what it *kind of* sounded like to type it's name here. I was paranoid that maybe I'd given it to myself -- Just maybe I was a bad webwhore who hadn't washed all of her dildos throughly enough or something like that, but no, this was definiately an icky you tend to get out, probably even at a restaurant. If left untreated, this bacteria will cause a stomach ulcer, so we're trying to make sure *that* doesn't happen with high-powered antibotics and other meds that I'm taking twice a day for a total of fourteen days. And lemme tell ya, gosh are they gross. Better than the alternative, I'm sure, but still blech with a variety of side effects that I don't think I need to get into. Only six more days and that should be that. Whew! I think it's really messed with my normal energy level and has affected my mood, but really I believe myself to be in good spirits and am going to be *very* happy when I'm all normal again.

I'm going to make a conscious effort to sit down and spend the necessary three to four hours to work on a gallery update for AmberLily.net this weekend. At the moment, I'm going back and forth between one of the photo set's that Trixie shot of me or the one I mentioned earlier. Maybe I'll get ambitious and do *two* photo gallery updates because I'm behind. :)

And now, to answer a few random questions I've gotten via email lately:

--Yes, I *have* gotten to see the first two episodes of HBO's "True Blood" and found it to be more exciting than I expected. (A thank you shout out to Cliff who was nice enough to indulge me.) It's not as emotionally investing as Buffy or Angel was for me, but maybe that's something that's still coming. I love that it's in The South because, yes, there are times when I miss those colorful southern expressions. :)

--No, I didn't make it to the movies in time to see the Star Wars cartoon movie. That's more of a BigD thing though I certainly wasn't opposed to going. We just kind of ran out of time, and unless we find it at an older theater, I think we're out of luck and will have to wait for the dvd.

--Yes, now that it's October I *do* have some costumes lined up for my two hour-long group webcam shows. As a matter of fact, my costume shows have already started! I was Snow White on CamZ last Tuesday and in my Catholic School Girl Uniform on Thursday at Rude. It's looking like I will be able to have .flv archives of my CamZ shows available to members of AmberLily.net in the near future. I'm tempted to fork over some dough on another video editing program that will be able to convert those files into regular Windows Media, but I just haven't been able to do it because...

--No, my monitor is still near death. Sigh. BigD's offered up his monitor, but I just don't feel good about taking it. I'm not thrilled with buying a new one, but it's just time for me to face the fact that one of these days it's not going to work at all. It wasn't the most expensive flat screened monitor to start with but still... Such is life, aye?

Okay, my hair is dry and it's much later than I intended to stay up, but that's what I get for not blogging more regularly. A really long entry that wanders all over the place. :)

Happy Weekend!

I've just started keeping my weekly Foot Fetish Camshow on the CamZ network on Tuesdays @4pm ET but as far as today is concerned -- it's cancelled. They're coming in to do an apt inspection, so I will have to reschedule. Keep your eyes peeled for late Wednesday (or another later timeslot) this week.

BigD and I are going to Trixie's & Delia's for all day Saturday to return back home sometime on Sunday to shoot tons of pictures of me! Yes, all me solo this go around, so I won't have to worry about having nice pictures to update AmberLily.net with. I actually *have* recently shot a photo set that I haven't edited yet -- one that's very "Fall" so I *do* have something to share that's me here at home. There just needs to be a few more hours in the day. My PrivateCamz schedule does get kind of crazy sometimes. I admit it.

Our being away means that my voyeur cams and computer are going to get a break, so when you see that they're down -- dont' worry, I'll be back soon. :)

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I can't believe MTV is serious about this remaking Rocky Horror thing. Are they all smoking crack over there? Its cult-hit-icon status came long after it bombed in movie theaters and was a joke. Jeez, Louise! No fancy special effects, it made it because it was cheesy. MTV thinks they can recreate that magic? They think they can make a film that we'll be laughing with and not at?

I'm sure that they'll remake it against the majority of folks wishes... Le Sigh... Hopefully, the sure-to-be-shitty remake won't tarnish my fond memories of running around in my sexy Frederick's lingerie with my sister's teenage girl friends at Midnight to take part in the audience participation fun that was held weekly at an old, rundown movie theater (with tons of character) in the Valley. My sister was the *true* Rocky fan in our household, but I was more than happy to go along for the ride. Who doesn't like doing the Time Warp? Stick-in-the-muds, that's who.

2, 4, 6, 8 -- Show us how you masturbate!

Oh, wait, many of you have seen me do that a bizillion times already! ;)

In the wee hours of the morning, I updated the members area of AmberLily.net with a small batch of snaps that BigD took of me with his Harley last Winter that I'm calling Biker Babe. We always said that we'd do a shoot of me on his bike and then when he decided to sell it -- despite the chilly weather outdoors -- we headed out into our Memphis backyard and snapped a few pictures the day before it rode home with it's new owner. Sort of a sad moment, BigD had meant to sell this bike not long after we moved to Memphis, and he figured out how uncomfortable motorcycle-riding was in The South with it's terrible humid summers. If the heat index is 100-115, then go ahead and add another 10 degrees if you're on a hot, throbbing Harley. Plus, this bike was his daily ride for many months that we lived in Seattle (the first time) and needed some pretty expensive repairs caused by the time spent in the rain. Perhaps someday BigD will get another bike. We sure had fun on this one riding around in Southern California (with it's nearly perfect year-round motorcycle riding weather). Before this one, I'd never been on such a powerful motorcycle. Who knows, maybe someday, I'll want one of my own... Although, I don't mind riding bitch at all. Just for the record. :)

So, without any make-up on, save a touch of Dr. Pepper Lip Smacker Lipgloss, here I am modeling one of my black stripper g-strings, green spiderweb top, and chunky platform heels. We shot as many pictures as my freezing cold hiney would let me -- for about 15 minutes or so. I remember the weather this day clearly because the next one, it snowed! I'm far from a traditional biker babe; I have no tattoos or piercings and currently don't own any leather chaps. It was fun to pretend for a wee little bit. Hope that members will like 'em. A little something out of character for me. It didn't even occur to me that I'm right on time with this update because one of the shows that BigD's been looking forward to for months premieres tonight: Sons of Anarchy on FX.



I'm *so glad* that good TV is on it's way back (even if LOST is still several months away) because we need *something* to break up all of this political TV that BigD makes me and the cats watch/listen to, lol. Captain's falling asleep at every turn! Who know's if I'll enjoy Sons of Anarchy, but I am looking forward to that new show Fringe. And of course, my beloved Dexter begins September 29th. Whoo hoo! I'm only doing a subscription to Showtime right now, so that new vampire series a few of you have mentioned on HBO is something I'll probably have to wait to see when it comes out on dvd. (No, that's right, I STILL haven't forgiven HBO executives after the way they allowed The Sopranos to go out with that fake artsy-fartsy ending.)

Yes, the smell of Fall is certainly in the air. Thank goodness! My summer cold, one that has morphed from just a regular cold with sneezes and sniffles to one that also included a touch of stomach flu over Labor Day weekend, is getting better too. So, when my webcams went out on me -- take my word for it that you definitely weren't missing much, lol. That blasted Logitech update screwed up my computer so bad that it wasn't even *detecting* that my cams were plugged in! It took me 6-7 complete uninstalls/reinstalls before my computer (the only one that I use to work on, by the by) *saw* that I had my cams plugged in. I use my cams for a handful of applications through Rude.com and CamZ.com on a daily basis, so it was beyond frustrating, and hopefully the webcam gods will see to it that the block I put on those fucking Logitech updates *won't* be coming through to screw my system up again. Whatever was in that last update was definitely buggy. (Most of the reinstalls that I was doing were direct from the installation cd that came with the cams -- and I wouldn't let the install try to download a more up-to-date version either. Maybe it works with Vista, but I'm not *on* Vista. ;)) My computer wouldn't even allow me to do a System Restore going back to before the update happened. Wacky, no? So, I offer my apologizes for the downtime this last weekend. Wasn't my idea! LOL!

That's why I'm glad that I've kept my old Intel camera around because it's what made it possible to continue my live group webcam show on Tuesday afternoon. And then my impromptu "Members Only" follow-up show where I had two pleasant orgasms with my wand & dick-shaped dildo. Ahhhhh. The archive of the *that* part of my webcam day is also a part of this update, if you're a member of AmberLily.net and would like to see it. And if you're not a member and would like to be -- that page to get you all signed up isn't hard to find. Hit it here.

*hugs from a girl who really needs to go take a shower & wash the hair that she's been pulling out for so many hours*