Friday, August 14, 2009 by AmberLily
Okay, so I know that I'm late with this cute MySpace Sucks T-Shirt. Now it's totally easy and even trendy to hate MySpace because FaceBook is the new cool kid at school, but I bought this tee-shirt when I lived in Memphis and at the height of the MySpace Rage -- and it wasn't as cool to dislike MySpace. Everyone was going on and on and on about how much fun MySpace was back then. After being asked "Do you have a MySpace Page, Amber?" 40 gizillion times, I caved in and signed up. And then I was instantly aggravated with all that was (and still is) MySpace. Users are able to do so many bad, bad things to "personalize" their pages that too frequently wind up making those of us who view these pages wish our eyes and ears would leak of our skulls. So much so that I can't bear to login there very often. I've landed on too many truly horrible, almost completely unreadable MySpace Pages. The whole site is messy and loads slowly even before you get to the zinged-up individual profiles. Pink text on a dark blue background that flashes because it's this giant .gif file? Check! Two music files and one video all loading and then playing at the same time? Youbetcha! Unresized pictures that force you to scroll horizontally for miles and miles of pixels? Mission accomplished! For every pretty page, there's gotta be like 50 ghastly ones.
And then there's the whole you "can't be naked on MySpace" issue. Well, you *can* be naked but you can't show any of the good stuff. Unless you're crafty or lucky or don't mind rebuilding your MySpace Page and friends lists over and over again because you've had your account deleted. That alone makes it a huge time-suck waste for someone like me who already has a web-presence where she can do whatever she wants whenever she feels like it. So why would I stay again? Oh, so I could tell people about said web-presence? Nope, that would technically be a violation of their TOS because I'm adult content. So between the uber-slow page loads, the dreadful "It hurts my eyes, make it stop, make it stop!" profiles, the no nakey-nakey, and the no advertising amateur porn urls -- I was never down with MySpace. That's why if you go to my page there, you'll see my friends number is quite low. It's funny, I *just* logged into MySpace while I'm writing this to see how many new messages I might have and the freaking site has locked up my browser! Talk about icing on the cake. If it weren't for a few folks that use MySpace exclusively to reach me because *they* prefer it to old-fashioned email, I'd probably never go there again. There have always been better options for getting to know people online, and with new social networking sites springing up literally every day -- I'm not nearly as riled up as I used to be by MySpace. (I hope that I've not offended anyone with trip down "MySpace Sucks!" memory lane. All of my stripclub friends really, really like MySpace so I don't think any less of anyone who does, I swear. It's just not for me.)
My MySpace Sucks tee-shirt is most comfy and had the good fortune to be paired up with an equally cute pair of black fullback string bikini panties with little metallic gold stars. If you've missed seeing me in my spex lately, this is the gallery for you! Plenty of panty play: my hand down inside my panties, pulling my panties up tight before I pull them down, then stretching them a bit with my feet before I finally take them off. It's a very teasing gallery with an abundance of sweet photos (And yes, this gallery was shot by Trixie. How'd ya guess? *wink*). 96 images round out this set inside the members area of AmberLily.net. I had fun letting my snarky nerd out while showing off my panties and pussy, so I hope you'll have fun checking out this update.