Nope, Not Warm Enough To Go Swimming Yet



Even if it's not warm enough here in the Pacific Northwest for us UNfeathered types to take a dip, you won't hear Boy Duck and his companion Girlfriend Duck complaining. These two ducks are regulars at our apartment complex's pool. How do I know they're regulars? Well, since the Exercise Room is frequently closed with all of the remodeling this place is doing, I've started going on walks to help make sure I'm getting *some* kind of exercise and fresh air. I see Boy Duck almost every day I'm out. I wouldn't imagine that the chlorinated water would be good for them, but I'm not sure that there even IS that much going on chemical-wise since no one else is using the pool. Or probably even will until maybe next month. So Boy Duck and Girlfriend Duck have the place to themselves, and they give me something to look forward to after I've huffed and puffed my way up and down the steep nearby hills. I made sure to bring my camera with me this last time so I should share what a great couple they make.



I hope that everyone is enjoying their Memorial Day Weekend!

Members Updated, Aqua Panty Upskirt Tease



Yesterday, I posted a fresh video for members of AmberLily.net: Aqua Panty Upskirt Tease. Truth be told, there's a little more going on that *just* some upskirt action because technically, my jean skirt and soft matching aqua sweater don't actually stay on throughout the entire 15+ video. Filmed by my lonesome very early one morning, I had fun touching myself in these sheer pale aqua lace boyshort-style panties. (I know, I know satin panty fans, it's almost time for another video of me playing in satin or maybe even cotton since my last two panty videos were of the lace variety; we're almost there, I promise. *wink*) One of the best parts of this video, for me, was that you can really *hear* my fingernails working the lace crotch of these panties. Such a cool rubbing sound.

So! If you weren't reading my twitter when I announced that I had a new video up, by all means, get in there and check it out for me. I've not heard any comments, good or not-so-good about it yet. Still too fresh.

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I expect my PrivateCamzing schedule to increase over the next week or so as we've been hit yet again with more unexpected probate expenses. Honestly, that loan that we've applied for *needs* to come through asap so I don't lose my freaking mind being nickeled and dimed (or, ahem, let's say *a lot more than* merely nickels and dimes at this point) with all of this costly probate/loan procedure shit. We could hear back next week or not depending entirely on their difficult-to-understand-makes-no-sense-to-a-regular-person time table (one that changes amongst the three different people we're working with too).

There we have it! I shall keep plugging along with all of the stuff that I've been doing and am only a wee bit behind on my email at the moment -- which is always good for my mental well-being. Almost as good as being all caught up, but that's more like a myth than a reality. Someone almost always writes me back right after my inbox is empty. Such is the way of email.

Members Updated, Cropped AmberLily Tee & Tube Socks



We're going to *pretend* that I'm a good blogger so I can bypass the usual "so this blog entry is late, please excuse my tardiness" and just jump into the free sample pictures that I've been dying to share. Posting this photo gallery update for members of AmberLily.net earlier last week was definitely one of the highlights of said week.



And yes, as a matter of fact this IS another photo set shot by Trixie, how'd ya guess? ;) I think she did a great job capturing some of my smiling self wearing my favorite "AmberLily" tee-shirt. I had a couple of these shirts made back when I was dancing. I remember some of the other dancers giving me a "She's so full of IT" look when I first started wearing them. And then, after we all had to fight to keep our same stage names when Platinum closed and all of us (and more) headed to the *new* number one strip club in Memphis, The Pony -- and someone else tried to come over as AmberLily, no one was giving me those looks then. Instantly, the managers and staff *knew* who the real AmberLily was and my copycat bowed out with some other name inside of a couple of weeks. With hundreds of dancers all working the same club, the stage name fight got pretty catty during our transition. I was glad to be through with it early. Truth be told, the gals who already knew me weren't in the hater crowd. I might be a bit sassy at times but I very rarely go full on diva. My sense of humor and nerdiness get the better of me, and I simmer on down to be maybe a bit on the sarcastic side, but that's ultimately pretty easy to get along with. Totally user friendly. ;)



Still, this was undoubtedly my favorite of my customized baby tees. (Even if I did go at it with the scissors a bit too aggressively.) It went so well with my big white platform boots with the fur that aren't in this round of images. Those boots were like a miracle for my tired stripper feet. I could easily do 8+ hours in them because they were ├╝ber-comfy. They would get super sweaty which is where those near-pristine white tube socks would come in.


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And now on to other topics folks are wondering about...

I had intended to record a vlog that explains why we're not already in California by this point, but after our apartment building's fire alarm went off on the day I got the cam program all set up to record, I ran out of steam on the idea. The long and short of our moving situation is that we're basically in "Loan Limbo" and can't move until either our loan against the house in California that BigD inherited when his mom passed away in January goes through *or* the bank we're trying to use denies us and we can then use our credit cards to get there. (While your loan is being considered using any credit is highly discouraged as is any activity that affects your credit rating. Blech.) Naturally, option A is vastly more appealing but because lenders aren't lending the way they were prior to the economic crisis we're in -- it's been most frustrating. They'd rather give loans to first-time home buyers to try to get the real estate market back on track. Anyone in our situation with a home that's already paid off is being given the run around. It hasn't been at all helpful that we're dealing with an out of state title, probate, and a loan officer who's overwhelmed with her job. We're trying to keep our spirits up, but it's been rough, and I'll spare you the finer details.

So, yes, we're most desperate to get this whole move over with, but "Loan Limbo" has us hostage. We'll be playing it by ear for the next few weeks and maybe the universe will throw us a bone. (Are you listening universe? Please, pretty please, throw us a fucking bone already.) In the mean time, my time on webcam has me distracted and I'm glad for it. I've just hit 2000 one-on-one camshows, so that's been cool. I've been extremely fortunate to have had some truly spectacular camshow patrons. Thank you for taking time out to play with me recently.

Okay, going to close now. I want to try to wake up at a more reasonable hour so that I can telephone my mom and wish her Happy Mother's Day.