Naughty Nymph Ramblings

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We're going to *pretend* that I'm a good blogger so I can bypass the usual "so this blog entry is late, please excuse my tardiness" and just jump into the free sample pictures that I've been dying to share. Posting this photo gallery update for members of AmberLily.net earlier last week was definitely one of the highlights of said week.



And yes, as a matter of fact this IS another photo set shot by Trixie, how'd ya guess? ;) I think she did a great job capturing some of my smiling self wearing my favorite "AmberLily" tee-shirt. I had a couple of these shirts made back when I was dancing. I remember some of the other dancers giving me a "She's so full of IT" look when I first started wearing them. And then, after we all had to fight to keep our same stage names when Platinum closed and all of us (and more) headed to the *new* number one strip club in Memphis, The Pony -- and someone else tried to come over as AmberLily, no one was giving me those looks then. Instantly, the managers and staff *knew* who the real AmberLily was and my copycat bowed out with some other name inside of a couple of weeks. With hundreds of dancers all working the same club, the stage name fight got pretty catty during our transition. I was glad to be through with it early. Truth be told, the gals who already knew me weren't in the hater crowd. I might be a bit sassy at times but I very rarely go full on diva. My sense of humor and nerdiness get the better of me, and I simmer on down to be maybe a bit on the sarcastic side, but that's ultimately pretty easy to get along with. Totally user friendly. ;)



Still, this was undoubtedly my favorite of my customized baby tees. (Even if I did go at it with the scissors a bit too aggressively.) It went so well with my big white platform boots with the fur that aren't in this round of images. Those boots were like a miracle for my tired stripper feet. I could easily do 8+ hours in them because they were über-comfy. They would get super sweaty which is where those near-pristine white tube socks would come in.


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And now on to other topics folks are wondering about...

I had intended to record a vlog that explains why we're not already in California by this point, but after our apartment building's fire alarm went off on the day I got the cam program all set up to record, I ran out of steam on the idea. The long and short of our moving situation is that we're basically in "Loan Limbo" and can't move until either our loan against the house in California that BigD inherited when his mom passed away in January goes through *or* the bank we're trying to use denies us and we can then use our credit cards to get there. (While your loan is being considered using any credit is highly discouraged as is any activity that affects your credit rating. Blech.) Naturally, option A is vastly more appealing but because lenders aren't lending the way they were prior to the economic crisis we're in -- it's been most frustrating. They'd rather give loans to first-time home buyers to try to get the real estate market back on track. Anyone in our situation with a home that's already paid off is being given the run around. It hasn't been at all helpful that we're dealing with an out of state title, probate, and a loan officer who's overwhelmed with her job. We're trying to keep our spirits up, but it's been rough, and I'll spare you the finer details.

So, yes, we're most desperate to get this whole move over with, but "Loan Limbo" has us hostage. We'll be playing it by ear for the next few weeks and maybe the universe will throw us a bone. (Are you listening universe? Please, pretty please, throw us a fucking bone already.) In the mean time, my time on webcam has me distracted and I'm glad for it. I've just hit 2000 one-on-one camshows, so that's been cool. I've been extremely fortunate to have had some truly spectacular camshow patrons. Thank you for taking time out to play with me recently.

Okay, going to close now. I want to try to wake up at a more reasonable hour so that I can telephone my mom and wish her Happy Mother's Day.

Am I still timely with this latest update for AmberLily.net? Or are you one of those sticklers for punctuality? Or worse yet, you're a Valentine's Day Hater who doesn't want to play along with holidays that revolve around greetings cards, chocolates/candy, and sexy lingerie/adult novelties? See, I'm not, even back in the dark ages when I wasn't in a relationship -- I was all about the chocolates, lingerie, and sex toys. (Come to think about it, I think we could make a strong case that I'm *still* all about those last three things, huh? *wink*) You just can't go wrong with those. So a whole day that revolves around that tied with a big red bow. Okay, I'm game.

I've been trying really hard to get back into my webwhore routine, but I keep falling behind or getting side-tracked which is why I'm not going to beat myself up with my day-late Valentine's Day update. I got my NymphFeet.com picture gallery in on time, but that achy back of mine started acting up, and I was forced to take a time-out. I actually slept most of Valentine's away -- waking up only to go to Best Buy with BigD to pick up some (probably) non-romantic flicks on dvd. We haven't slipped Max Payne into the dvd player so we haven't seen it yet, but I'm going to take a wild guess that it's fairly minimal on the lovey-dovey subplot. And I'm good with that because we *did* finally get to see Zack & Miri Make A Porno and there was enough of that special sweetness to tide me over for awhile. Yes, Zack & Miri is totally adorable and the perfect gift to give to friends and family as a Valentine's present.



But on with the talk of my latest update! If you haven't already surmised from glimpsing the photographic samples accompanying this entry, this update was all about a sundress, an open bottom girdle, a sultry pair of stockings with a cuban heel, and my black pumps. I shot these pictures and video of myself in the wee hours of the morning a couple of days ago -- working with only the most basic of lamps so the pictures have moody quality to them that I rather like. It makes them feel more retro which is appropriate given that the girdle is on the old-fashioned side. I hope that my members will like them and the teasing 5+ minute music video too.



If you're not already a member and you've been *dying* to see me in more hosiery, then you'll be happy with my last couple of video updates -- updates that I haven't blogged about because the time got away from me. The join page is right here if you're curious.

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(There was more to this entry, but it didn't save properly, and I don't have the muster in my pre-coffee state to try to rewrite it back into its former glory.)


Or "The Blizzard" as the case may be according to a couple of news and weather sources online.

I wanted to pop in and blog about the *new* free tour of AmberLily.net be up for all to travel through, but I wanted to do it as the same time that the members side was finished too. And, well, being that I'm me and that I'm always filled with good intentions, the members side isn't done yet. Oh! I also wanted to have a new gallery of pictures for members that's was supposed to be done all at the same time too. Talk about loading myself up with too much, lol.

The bulk of "my work day" (or maybe I should say "work afternoon" and "work night" since I'm nestled quite nicely back on my night owl schedule) is chock full of emailing members and private show customers or chatting with them via messenger AND THEN climbing aboard a private webcam system to actually perform on cam. The webcam girl part of myself is pretty satisfied with this routine, but the webmaster part is annoyed with not getting those pages up, the photo gallery posted. I always want to do more, more, more. Large amounts of coffee and leaving the house only a couple of times a week gets me pretty far... So bear with me as I continue to rebuild.

You may be reading this and wondering, well, if I hardly leave the house as it is, then WHY does it even matter that those of us living in the Seattle area are about to get snowed/iced in for a week? To that I say, see, it doesn't really matter -- UNLESS I want to have a happy hubby who can get to his work so that he's not behind at the office and because my paychecks delivered to my private snail mail box (which now that I've moved isn't going to be easy to get to). Yeah, except for that bored/restless BigD situation and the paycheck/banking issue, I guess in most ways my day-to-day isn't going to be terribly affected providing my internet connection holds up okay.

So yesterday when the roads were open, BigD and I went out to stock up on groceries and see about getting tire chains for his truck. We would have survived with the food stuff we've got in the house; our pantry is loaded with large-sized bags of rice that are for "The End Times" as BigD is fond of saying. You never know when there will be a natural disaster or a zombie invasion, so it's better to be prepared. The auto parts store we are closest to was long since sold out of the chains for his truck's tires, but they did have some for my car so we got those. Neither one of us is terribly familiar with such things having both grown up in Southern California where snow is purely optional. In So Cal, if you want to see experience snow bad enough, all you need do is find a way up to Big Bear and voila -- pretty pretty snow. Or you can stay within the comfort of the valley and see it coat the mountain tops.

I'm sure to be making lots and lots of tweets via my twitter (see over there at the right?) or you can always hit my twitter page direct if you want to be kept up-to-date with what's going on during our snow storm. I know that I'm not the only one living in a snowy climate, so everyone else, you stay warm too!

Over the weekend, I updated my members only area with this hosiery gallery: Wild Tights. (If you're not already a member, or if you've recently let your subscription lapse, hit the Join Page to get inside.). 85 pictures of me rolling around on my bed in a pair of brightly colored opaque houndtooth print pantyhose. I'm calling them "tights" but they really seem to have more in common with my higher quality pantyhose.



They feel smoother. And as members notice in a few of the shots, in the over-powering sunlight, there are times when they are more transparent than regular tights. I love those shots where you can see my pussy through the stretched fabric just like light through a stained glass window pane. It warmed my pussy so much so that I was getting terribly moist.



Here's the steamy bit of what I wrote for members to go with this gallery: When I was putting this outfit together, it totally made me think of some chicks I'd seen hanging out at Starbucks recently. Clearly, they were stopping by after work for a coffee & to gab, in their dresses and brightly-colored pantyhose and boots. I envied them, but I didn't necessarily want to be them. Too boisterous, too young. I entertained a brief fantasy of me wearing what I'm wearing for you this gallery and being picked up on at a Starbucks. Too colorful to be not be noticed. Vaguely stylish, vaguely bored after mellowing how with a Chai Latte. How easy would I be? Would I make my pick up fuck me with my tights only pulled down because I'd need to get back to the apartment before my husband made it home from work? No, hubby would probably get stuck in traffic. I'd take the extra time to take my tights all the way off...

Mmmm, so there we have it. Another update to enjoy in between all of those camshows in my PrivateCamz archives -- that I will surely be adding to tonight after BigD makes it through all that traffic to have dinner with me.

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Okay, so I think Trixie, and I got a bit carried away with this one, the first round of pictures that she's shot of me since we've moved back to Washington. After spending a lengthy amount of time editing this gallery, I'm feeling a wee bit self-indulgent. There were too many fun shots with me fully-dressed to leave out, and while they might out-number the ones where I'm naked and showing off my pussy, I simply *had* to include them and prolong the striptease. It's not like I get to wear this poodle skirt, miles and miles of red crinoline, white ankle socks with red mary jane high heels, and bullet bra every day, ya know? (Oh, and the white crochet lace thong panties that my mom picked out for me aren't bad either.)

I so love this look. I feel just like a flower with my legs up in the air and my crinoline slip all around me like frilly petals -- members of AmberLily.net will get to *see* this pose that I'm talking about. It's a terrible shame that I own about five or six of these crinolines (all but this red one coming from Secrets In Lace), and they haven't crept into my updates because I keep thinking that I'll find dresses to go with them. That proves to be rather challenging since wearing big poofy dresses isn't really in style right now (but how it should be!). I have found one or two dresses that could work, so if seeing pictures of me getting all worked up playing in my slips is as much fun for you as it is for me -- never fear, they are sure to get worn at some point.

In the wee hours of the morning, I updated the members area of AmberLily.net with a small batch of snaps that BigD took of me with his Harley last Winter that I'm calling Biker Babe. We always said that we'd do a shoot of me on his bike and then when he decided to sell it -- despite the chilly weather outdoors -- we headed out into our Memphis backyard and snapped a few pictures the day before it rode home with it's new owner. Sort of a sad moment, BigD had meant to sell this bike not long after we moved to Memphis, and he figured out how uncomfortable motorcycle-riding was in The South with it's terrible humid summers. If the heat index is 100-115, then go ahead and add another 10 degrees if you're on a hot, throbbing Harley. Plus, this bike was his daily ride for many months that we lived in Seattle (the first time) and needed some pretty expensive repairs caused by the time spent in the rain. Perhaps someday BigD will get another bike. We sure had fun on this one riding around in Southern California (with it's nearly perfect year-round motorcycle riding weather). Before this one, I'd never been on such a powerful motorcycle. Who knows, maybe someday, I'll want one of my own... Although, I don't mind riding bitch at all. Just for the record. :)

So, without any make-up on, save a touch of Dr. Pepper Lip Smacker Lipgloss, here I am modeling one of my black stripper g-strings, green spiderweb top, and chunky platform heels. We shot as many pictures as my freezing cold hiney would let me -- for about 15 minutes or so. I remember the weather this day clearly because the next one, it snowed! I'm far from a traditional biker babe; I have no tattoos or piercings and currently don't own any leather chaps. It was fun to pretend for a wee little bit. Hope that members will like 'em. A little something out of character for me. It didn't even occur to me that I'm right on time with this update because one of the shows that BigD's been looking forward to for months premieres tonight: Sons of Anarchy on FX.



I'm *so glad* that good TV is on it's way back (even if LOST is still several months away) because we need *something* to break up all of this political TV that BigD makes me and the cats watch/listen to, lol. Captain's falling asleep at every turn! Who know's if I'll enjoy Sons of Anarchy, but I am looking forward to that new show Fringe. And of course, my beloved Dexter begins September 29th. Whoo hoo! I'm only doing a subscription to Showtime right now, so that new vampire series a few of you have mentioned on HBO is something I'll probably have to wait to see when it comes out on dvd. (No, that's right, I STILL haven't forgiven HBO executives after the way they allowed The Sopranos to go out with that fake artsy-fartsy ending.)

Yes, the smell of Fall is certainly in the air. Thank goodness! My summer cold, one that has morphed from just a regular cold with sneezes and sniffles to one that also included a touch of stomach flu over Labor Day weekend, is getting better too. So, when my webcams went out on me -- take my word for it that you definitely weren't missing much, lol. That blasted Logitech update screwed up my computer so bad that it wasn't even *detecting* that my cams were plugged in! It took me 6-7 complete uninstalls/reinstalls before my computer (the only one that I use to work on, by the by) *saw* that I had my cams plugged in. I use my cams for a handful of applications through Rude.com and CamZ.com on a daily basis, so it was beyond frustrating, and hopefully the webcam gods will see to it that the block I put on those fucking Logitech updates *won't* be coming through to screw my system up again. Whatever was in that last update was definitely buggy. (Most of the reinstalls that I was doing were direct from the installation cd that came with the cams -- and I wouldn't let the install try to download a more up-to-date version either. Maybe it works with Vista, but I'm not *on* Vista. ;)) My computer wouldn't even allow me to do a System Restore going back to before the update happened. Wacky, no? So, I offer my apologizes for the downtime this last weekend. Wasn't my idea! LOL!

That's why I'm glad that I've kept my old Intel camera around because it's what made it possible to continue my live group webcam show on Tuesday afternoon. And then my impromptu "Members Only" follow-up show where I had two pleasant orgasms with my wand & dick-shaped dildo. Ahhhhh. The archive of the *that* part of my webcam day is also a part of this update, if you're a member of AmberLily.net and would like to see it. And if you're not a member and would like to be -- that page to get you all signed up isn't hard to find. Hit it here.

*hugs from a girl who really needs to go take a shower & wash the hair that she's been pulling out for so many hours*

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Well, it looks like you now can! Trixie got the Visa approval email today. There must have been some sort of oversight on CCBill's end because she and I thought that AmberLily.net was *already* hooked up with Visa as credit card option. Apparently not. So, if you've been looking forward to coming on back to my site and that's your CC of choice, by all means = stop back by and get inside to see the new stuff that I'll be adding this week. :)

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Yes, it's been rather quiet around here on both my blog and site, and for good reason, unfortunately. I hate writing negative blog entries because not only does no one want to read them (including myself), but I don't even particularly excel at writing them. I prefer to keep drama to the absolute minimum and have little to no flare for it. But. This news really is important for anyone who follows AmberLily.net and what I'm doing, and as I expect my site to go down within the next few days, here's part of what I've already shared with members:

ProAdult Quantum will no longer be hosting or doing the payment processing for memberships to my main site. They stopped paying all of their webmasters back in April but promised that they would make good and catch everyone's paychecks up by the beginning of June. I had faith in them until the beginning of June came and went and still none of us had been paid or kept up to speed on what the problems were. July 1st they pulled down their message board for their webmasters (so now we have even less contact with them), and it's only a matter of time before they pull the plug on all of our sites.

It's sad to see it go down like this. I've happily been with them since 2002 and am extremely disappointed that they couldn't have *at least told us* what was happening. I will probably never see a penny of the months of memberships owed to me and am not sure how long they'll continue to host my site -- so I'm moving AmberLily.net to my girl friend Trixie's program! The mighty transfer is almost complete, but the timeline for when I'll be up and running again isn't 100% mapped out yet. If I had to take a guess, I'd say that my site won't be ready for a couple of weeks easy. Could be less time, could be a bit more, but you will be kept updated here at my blog & emails if you'd like to be. Drop me an email at: sweetamberlily@yahoo.com if that's the case.

If you're a member of ProAdult Quantum, I would *strongly* recommend that go to the cancel page and cancel your membership to as soon as you can. Really, I would do so as possible because their system could just go *poof* at any moment.

I feel like I should apologize for not updating as much as I would have liked after getting settled in after the move and going fulltime, but now you can understand why my energies had to go elsewhere, PrivateCamzing & getting my foot fetish site NymphFeet.com off the ground as soon as possible so that I could survive. *Le Sigh* But do trust in the knowledge that I'm NOT giving up despite these hardships, and that I think this move over to a more familiar billing service like Trixie uses and more freedoms with *how* I run my site is a SUPER AWESOME GOOD THING! I'm very excited about it! I'm extremely thankful that I have such good friends like Trixie & Delia to help me out in my time of need. *cyber hugs for my friends*

Thanks for taking the time to read this. I appreciate all of the kind words members of my site have expressed to me since I started sharing details about what was going on.

It's just about time for dinner, and I still need to figure out what we're doing about both of the vehicles in our household being on the fritz. (Talk about great timing, huh folks? LOL) Gosh being a grown-up sucks sometimes. :)

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